I love
vintage Conns… Now, my first ever trombone was a Conn with the tuning in the
slide. It was silver and played nicely. That’s as much as I remember about it.
However, the slide was in poor condition and did not help with my progress, I
thought. Then, just like in the romantic tales about jazzmen picking up (or
getting rid off) their horns in pawn shops, I actually got hold of second hand a
B& H student horn that I had to pay off in instalments over several weeks while
it remained hanging in the shop window. Yes, it really was a pawn shop! Well, I
eventually and literally got it in my hands (it had no case; I didn’t consider
that) and thereafter humped it around to my various musical activities for a
couple of years in a polythene bag. There’s no accounting for enthusiasm! Later,
I sold the Conn to a musician who wanted it as a wall-hanger… forgive me, for I
knew not what I had done.
Needless to say I did learn some sense and when
finances permitted I bought a new Besson 10 10. I probably did this because I
got a good trade on the pawnbroker’s Boosey. Then, one fine day in the late 70’s
I became the proud owner of a brand new Bach LT16M supplied by Giardinelli (it
cost me $477) which has been my regular horn ever since.
Getting to the point, my interest in Conn has never
waned. Although the Bach LT16M is a superb piece I have longed to get my hands
on a vintage Conn again. Meanwhile, during the last couple of years I have had a
few through my hands and hung on to one or two of the better ones. I’ll describe
what I think about them and all that trombone talk in general. Firstly, because we trombonists
are passionate about what we do and the instruments we use, we do tend to go to
great lengths when discussing and attempting to stick labels and definitions on
what is after all often an elusive concept. I mean, how do you describe the
sonic qualities of a horn? Given that the ‘hardware’ can be fairly precisely
defined and compared, it seems to me that describing the tonal characteristics
is so subjective that words alone are inadequate.
The fact is that any almost any serviceable horn in
the hands of a master will probably sound right and defy any blindfold test… I
would bet on that!When
‘testing’ any horn the variables are so diverse that it is almost impossible to
establish concrete definitions or measurable standards. The mouthpiece used can
make a tremendous difference, what kind of music or ‘sounds’ are being produced
must come into the equation. The acoustics, the temperature and humidity of the
playing environment, as well as the mood and temperament of the player are all
significantly contributing factors in this unique moment. In this respect, only
the other day I picked up an old beat up 1954 Conn Director (7” bell) with a
dodgy slide and a length full of dents… believe me, it ‘sizzled’, it was
‘tight’, ‘light’ and ‘compact’. The high notes just ‘fell out’ and the pedals
were ‘rich and open’. It could ‘whisper’ and you could make it ‘’shout’.
Meanwhile, there were no ‘flat spots’ or ‘dodgy partials’, at least as far as I
could tell. In short, I couldn’t believe it. A great horn indeed. So, why bother
to have a Bach LT16M at all, I thought? Well, I’m not sure anymore… that’s the
bottom line.Just
sidetracking, any horn I’ve ever had always has a spot (specific note or notes)
where it rings like an old tin can. On my Bach this happens on E flat low, high
or what you will. This particular note produces ugly lingering overtones even
present when the following note(s) have been articulated. Once you are aware,
it’s frustrating too. None of the variables like mouthpiece or acoustics etc
change this situation. It’s intrinsic to this particular horn. In fact the only
way to dampen it as far as I can tell, is to touch the bell with a finger of
your slide hand when you can clearly feel the intrusive vibrations. Meanwhile, I
just accept it and pretend it isn’t happening. One becomes immune, as it were.
As far as I can tell, this phenomenon seems to prevail on almost all trombones
and occurs on different notes variously from horn to horn. Well, I’ll tell you…
on the beat up old Director I was just describing above, it’s on all B flats and
on my 24H it’s any D flat up and down the horn. On another bone I sold recently
it was the G (again, anywhere on the horn). If anyone can offer any comments
about this, it would be appreciated.However,
all is not lost. My
44H Connqueror Vocabell
(1932 silver plated) is the very big exception to all of this. Not only does
this instrument seem to be ‘true’ through the all the partials in all positions,
it has none of those ugly spots discussed above. You can ‘lean’ on it as hard as
you like and it stays as straight as a die. As they say, it doesn’t let you down
(as long as you’re up to it!). In short, it is extremely consistent in
everything that you ask of it. Let’s do away with hearsay and quote some facts to
help dispel some ‘prejudices’. The 44H (1932) weighs 1390gr. Remember that by
design this horn has no counterweight (though the braces are solid and ought to
function as a balancing factor but don’t). Meanwhile, the 24H (1935) is 1400gr
(counterweight included). Now, compare this with the Bach LT16M (a modern
lightweight horn by design), which is 1160gr (without
a counterweight which if supplied as standard would otherwise put another 200gr
on the total). So… what is heavy? What is light? You tell me
As far as the physical effort requirement is
concerned, the balance of the whole horn when in playing posture is what counts.
In this respect, I must admit the 24H Ballroom model with its set back bell is a
dream. You really notice the difference the way this instrument ‘settles’
horizontally when in shoulder position whilst the 44H does seem very front heavy
in comparison. Odd, if you consider that the 24H is actually a tad heavier! Finally, there is the outer slide section to be
considered which may just marginally affect the ‘feel’ as far as weight is
concerned. There is absolutely no doubt that the Bach slide is absolutely
fantastic. Mine has many miles on the clock (if it was a car it would be a
million) and is still as good as new; the outer section weighs in at
200gr. Meanwhile,
here are the outer slide section weights of some vintage Conns; (1924 2H 250gr)
(1954 4H 240gr) (1935 24H 260gr) (1932 44H 280gr). The fact is that these small
differences can hardly be felt on a slide operating in perfect condition when
played horizontally. In my opinion the 44H gets it’s ‘heavy’ reputation for the
somewhat clumsy feel it has when hoisted to horizontal playing position together
with the somewhat uncomfortable (at first) feel of the thumb to brace supporting
position. The prejudgement starts here. What a pity they didn’t succeed in
achieving the same superb ‘balance’ as the 24H. The result is that it does seem
to be a bit of an effort to get started until you get used to it. Meanwhile, I
believe this does put the horn at a disadvantage to the uninitiated. With
hindsight a 24H fitted with a rimless ‘Vocabell’ might have been the ultimate
horn… Be sure,
if you invest yourself in the horn it will pay you handsome dividends. It is a
fantastic piece of trombone engineering and makes one wonder why the concept was
ever dropped. A musical colleague once told me that it was the best horn he had
ever had. Gradually, I’m getting convinced. The Bach might have to go!
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